I was washing the bike the other day, giving her some of that TLC she needs every so often to keep her happy. The missus walked by and said, “You never treat me like that any more.”
So I turned and gave her a soaking with the pressure washer.
Now it seems she didn’t want to be treated “like that” after all, and I’m in trouble again.
You like sucking hospital food through a straw, do you??
ReplyDeleteAt the very least, expensive new clothes will start appearing in her cupboard as punishment.
Men never learn, do they? ;-)
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ReplyDeleteMaybe I'm wrong, but I'll admit to laughing. I guess she really must have been referring to that light, gentle rubbing the chrome gets. Might try it and see if it sooths things over.
ReplyDeleteDammed if you do, dammed if you don't
ReplyDeleteCan't believe you lived to post this. I'd be at the docs. having a pressure washer removed from my rectum. They'd all want to know what I was doing with it up there, and wouldn't believe the truth!
ReplyDeleteI read this to my hubby and he couldn't stop laughing... dunno why. Not funny. Hope she got out the baseball bat... or better: Took your clean bike out for a ride in the mud ;-)
ReplyDeleteOk...I'm a woman and that made me laugh. Hey...she asked for the same love you were giving your ride and she got it, right?? YEP! :) Maybe a full on drenching wasn't a good idea though.
ReplyDeleteLike my father-in-law used to say, "Too soon old, too late smart."
ReplyDeleteDear Canajun:
ReplyDeleteHow have I missed your last few blogs? With regard to hosing off the Haus Frau, there is absolutely no pleasing them. Las week, Leslie wanted me to take her to a weddng. I wanted to go trout fishng. So I compromised, and showed up wearing a sport jscket over waders. She was pissed.
The longer you are with someone, the harder it gets to even kiss their ass.
Fondest regards,
Jack • reep • Toad
Twisted Roads
My girlfriend and I laughed out loud at this!!
ReplyDeleteJack - Couldn't have put it better myself. :)
ReplyDeleteBrilliant. I laughed out loud when I read this. What was your punishment?
ReplyDeleteGary - It's hard to tell. One just blends into the next.....
ReplyDeleteWell done! And you live to tell the tale. You are now seriously godlike.All hail Canajun!!!!!
ReplyDeleteScotch Broth - LOL. You know what they say, no good deed ever goes unpunished!
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